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matturday: so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his...

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:49:03 -0400

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

lovehealthlive: watchtheskytonight: phantas-mag0rical: erinchu: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:09:13 -0400

lovehealthlive:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

Good

"We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take..."

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:08:44 -0400

“We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year plans. We take ourselves very, very seriously. We are the peacemakers, the do-gooders, the givers, the savers. We are on time, overly prepared, well read, and witty, intellectually curious, always moving…We pride ourselves on getting as little sleep as possible and thrive on self-deprivation. We drink coffee, a lot of it. We are on birth control, Prozac, and multivitamins…We are relentless, judgmental with ourselves, and forgiving to others. We never want to be as passive-aggressive as our mothers, never want to marry men as uninspired as our fathers…We are the daughters of the feminists who said “You can be anything” and we heard “You have to be everything.””

- Perfect Girls, Starving Daughters - Courtney E. Martin

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mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:06:00 -0400

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

tampabaybby: there is never a wrong time to reblog this

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:05:27 -0400

tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

beckaford: ultramarinequius: bookninja4: politicsandhandgrenad...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:01:24 -0400

beckaford:

ultramarinequius:

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

Bless this man.

ayyyyyyyy this guy

seems like he’s gonna be a really great pope weeeeeee

imgonnagetpunched: lovinare: cheerless-cherub: squishu: brain...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:37 -0400

imgonnagetpunched:

lovinare:

cheerless-cherub:

squishu:

brainbubblegum:

turntechgoddamnit:

exaltedhaze:

I really like Jupiter’s design.

omg jupiter is a kawaii papa

Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him

OMFG

My god I want to be Io

SATURN

my favorite is pluto

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:37:32 -0400

sorry-its-just-me: the—personal—quotes: my—teen—quote: Are...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:36:45 -0400

sorry-its-just-me:

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:48 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 22:09:36 -0400

draconisblog: tumbledore-: The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:00:36 -0400

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:58 -0400

sam-winchester-loves-salad: consulting-time-captain: jeffersons...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:53 -0400

sam-winchester-loves-salad:

consulting-time-captain:

jeffersonstarshipsarementtoflyyy:

its-nikko-bitch:

this part always gets to me

oh my god xD

I like how sam just looks at dean like “He’s your boyfriend, you Fix it.”

The face Sam makes when he looks up fucking kills me every time.

sam is like “I’m 500000% done with your boyfriend dean”

oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:15 -0400

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

doctorheavenharkness: n0kil7ing: sevenseasaurus: Science experiment: Who is easiest to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:09 -0400

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

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Fri, 24 May 2013 02:26:49 -0400

I don’t know how to handle extreme emotions without crying and/or hurting myself.

Fri, 24 May 2013 02:21:22 -0400

I don’t know how to handle extreme emotions without crying and/or hurting myself.

my-blue-hoodie: please—not-again: theshelbster6: twicearunner:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:54:48 -0400

my-blue-hoodie:

please—not-again:

theshelbster6:

twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN

i officially like animals more than people

on a reblogging/tumbr spree, this is too amazing to skip over

OMG!! This is AMAZING!!

OMGG